Full Sign Text:
My promise to my children: For as long as I live I will always be your parent first and your friend second. I will stalk you, flip out on your, lecture you, drive you insane, be your worst nightmare and hunt you down like a bloodhound when I have to, because I love you. When you understand that, I will know you have become a responsible adult. You will never find anyone else in your life who loves, prays, cares, and worries about you more than I do. If you don't mutter under your breath "I hate you" at least once in your life, I am not doing my job properly.
Features:
- 9x36 inches
- Vertical
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
- Available in 40+ lightly distressed color options
- Handmade in the USA
This large, vertical wood sign with a saying from a parent to their child is sprinkled with a bit of humor and a lot of truth. Some things parents do are strongly resisted by their kids when growing up, but are usually fueled by love and the desire to protect and discipline their children into capable and responsible adults. Hang this up in your home to remind your kids of that, and they might even agree with you about it once in awhile!
We make our signs from solid knotty pine, and paint, stain, and distress the wood by hand before stenciling the lettering on with paint.
This sign is 9 inches wide by 36 inches tall with the poem printed on it in a mix of standard and script letters. There is a routed slot in back for hanging flush to your walls, with no hardware to make scratches.
As part of our ColorPOP! line, you have the choice of over 40 colors and stains to find the perfect color that your kids can't ignore!
