Full Sign Text:
Motto To Live By: Life Should Not Be A Journey To The Grave With The Intention Of Arriving Safely In An Attractive And Well Preserved Body, But Rather To Skid In Sideways, Chocolate In One Hand, Wine In The Other, Body Thoroughly Used Up Totally Worn Out And Screaming Woo Hoo What A Ride!
Features:
- 9x18 inches
- Horizontal
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
- Wood dowel included for freestanding display
- Available in 40+ lightly distressed color options
- Handmade in the USA
There's a lot of advice out there on how to live life. Our wood sign with this funny saying doesn't take things too seriously, and recommends a good dose of chocolate and wine to get you through!
We make our signs from solid knotty pine, and paint, stain, and distress the wood by hand before stenciling the lettering on with paint.
This sign is 18 inches wide by 9 inches tall with a beveled edge. The funny motto is printed in standard letters. There is a routed slot in back for hanging flush to your walls, with no hardware to make scratches. We also include a wood dowel you can insert into the back if you'd like to display your sign on a flat surface.
As part of our ColorPOP! line, you have the choice of over 40 colors and stains to find the perfect color for this funny wood sign with the wine & chocolate saying.
