Full Sign Text:
Dog Rules: 1. The dog is not allowed in the house. 2. Ok, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. 3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. 4. The dog can only get on the old furniture. 5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep in bed with the humans. 6. Ok, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. 7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever they want, but not under the covers. 8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only. 9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. 10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
Features:
- 9x12 inches
- Vertical
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
- Wood dowel included for freestanding display
- Available in 40+ lightly distressed color options
- Handmade in the USA
All pups will appreciate how hard you work to remind yourself who runs the house! This sign is perfect for those animals with opposable thumbs…because we're the ones who can actually hang this plaque on the wall!
We make our signs from solid knotty pine, and paint, stain, and distress the wood by hand before stenciling the lettering on with paint.
This sign is 9 inches wide by 12 inches tall with the funny dog saying printed on it in basic bold letters. There is a routed slot in back for hanging flush to your walls, with no hardware to make scratches. We also include a wood dowel you can insert into the back if you'd like to display your sign on a flat surface.
As part of our ColorPOP! line, you have over 40 colors and stains to choose from for this funny dog sign.
