Full Sign Text:
Business Hours: We Are Open: We Are Open For Business Most Days About 8:30 am. Some Days As Early As 6 Or 7, But Occasionally As Late As 12:30 Or 1, But Usually Around 9 Unless It's Later. We Are Closed: We Close At 5 Or 6, Sometimes At 4. If All Hell Breaks out at home we close at 3. Occasionally we're open as late as 11:30 or 12 pm, depending. Some afternoons, mornings, or entire days we aren't even here at all, but lately we've been open all the time, except when we're closed, but really we should be here then too, unless we left early.
Features:
- 9x18 inches
- Vertical
- Beveled edges
- Routed slot in back for hanging
- Wood dowel included for freestanding display
- Available in 40+ lightly distressed color options
- Handmade in the USA
Do you ever feel like work is chaos? Not sure whether you're coming or going? This can be especially true for small business owners, freelancers, or the self-employed. This wood sign captures the life of those who are perpetually busy, work non-traditional hours, or otherwise feel like there aren't enough hours in the day!
We make our signs from solid knotty pine, and paint, stain, and distress the wood by hand before stenciling the lettering on with paint.
This sign is 9 inches wide by 18 inches tall with the funny business hours printed on it in fun letters. There is a routed slot in back for hanging flush to your walls, with no hardware to make scratches. We also include a wood dowel you can insert into the back if you'd like to display your sign on a flat surface.
As part of our ColorPOP! line, you have the choice of over 40 colors and stains to find the perfect color for this not-quite-helpful business sign!